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Reevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsShadilayingChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethDownloading RAM