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Reanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous message