Pixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talk