Hacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessShadilayingReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose discipline