Forgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratching