Attempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakes