Forgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose discipline