Saving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityShadilayingCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filters