Depixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressDownloading RAM