Compressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffee