Buffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressShadilayingDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose discipline