Excessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffee