Decrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeShadilayingWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary information