Excessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracy