Forgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway order