Procrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelines