Depixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessShadilayingDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurdities