Restarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflow