Removing crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtime