Whitening teethBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityRestarting modemHacking into the mainframe