Forgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsShadilayingFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlines