Generating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtime