Normalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progress