Fabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMShadilayingCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratching