Hacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilaying