Compressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivity