Excessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlines