Optimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realitySimulating productivity