Removing crippling doubtsSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chair