Hacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityRestarting modemSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlines