Forgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beauty