Exposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway order