Focusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakes