Ignoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemDestabilizing office chair