Ignoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerWhitening teeth