Generating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityDownloading RAM