Avoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMRestarting modemImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beauty