Removing crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on again