Enhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct details