Attempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelines