Analyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeShadilayingDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of production