Decrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessShadilayingSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW files