Decrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivitySaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsShadilayingDepixelating realityDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetRemoving crippling doubts