Procrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in laziness