Forgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solving