Deconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelines