Saving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary information