Pixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctness