Being politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingSaving lost progress