Changing coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talk