Pixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtime