Ignoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chair