Changing coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivity