Saving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffee