Calibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrect