Changing coffee filtersSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realitySimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsShadilayingIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computer