Factoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realitySaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forget