Cultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersShadilayingAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlines