Enabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsShadilayingExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemImplementing loose discipline