Compounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemShadilayingSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaks