Ignoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityShadilayingBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talk