Cloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMShadilayingRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffee