Buffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrect