Forgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativity