Excessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubePixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressWhitening teethCloning imperfections