Enabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressShadilayingChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on again