Enabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivityDepixelating realityRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose discipline