Contemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectors