Reevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityDownloading RAMWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflow