Changing coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talk