Changing coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progress