Attempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingShadilayingWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computer