ShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway order