Decrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitations