Whitening teethBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityRestarting modemSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talk