Compounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressShadilayingBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtime