Fabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivitySaving lost progressDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemReevaluating evaluations