Reanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressSimulating productivityDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beauty