Hacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW files