Restarting modemFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary information