Reevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaks