Buffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingDepixelating realityDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forget