Depixelating realityBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose discipline