Seizing the memes of productionWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW files