Contemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowIgnoring limitationsAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggs