Cloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessShadilaying