Exposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffee