Hacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersShadilayingReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAM