Decrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfections