Procrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsShadilayingDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratching