Fabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose discipline