Ignoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realitySimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsWhitening teeth