Deconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsShadilayingGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakes