Excessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerShadilayingFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forget