Whitening teethSaving lost progressNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframe
Enabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMDepixelating realitySimulating productivityWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beauty