Simulating productivityDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressRestarting modemDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakes