ShadilayingReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realitySaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrect