Removing crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlines