Whitening teethSaving lost progressNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframe