Normalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemAligning crooked edges