Analyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsShadilayingCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cube