Finding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaks