Avoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluations