Avoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratching