Changing coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubts