Being politically incorrectDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose discipline