Reevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating realityProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingCompressing superficial workflow