Being politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessShadilayingCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forget