Procrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on again