Exposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubePixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaks