Exposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous message