Deconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beauty