Ignoring limitationsDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingBeing politically incorrectAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway order