Cultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingDepixelating realityDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivitySaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfections