Avoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsShadilaying