Simulating productivityBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chair