Whitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksSimulating productivityDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratching