Saving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realitySimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filters