Being politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityShadilayingReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurdities