Cultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubts