Buffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurdities