Enhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluations