Enabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesShadilaying