Cloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chair