Attempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filters