Forgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityRestarting modemShadilayingAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computer