Attempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrect