Attempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrect
Saving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerRestarting modemDepixelating realityDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeShadilayingWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous message