Excessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progress