Contemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingDepixelating realityRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talk