Compressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAM