Censoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethSpilling vital coffee