Fabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethShadilayingBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realitySimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cube