Buffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solving