Procrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingRemoving crippling doubts