Restarting modemDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cube