ShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaks