Downloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressRestarting modemFactoring in laziness