Enhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfections