Calibrating problem solvingRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct details