Seizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluations