Whitening teethImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratching