Removing crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggs