Optimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solving