Spilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggs