Avoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfections