Normalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramas