Generating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffee