Factoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary information