Generating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityReanimating deadlines