Focusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrect