Enabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivitySaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectors