Forgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairShadilayingExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubts