Depixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframe