Simulating productivityWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progress