Hacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersShadilayingAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratching