Optimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfections