Enabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframe