Aligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetRemoving crippling doubts