Normalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethReanimating deadlines