Reanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivitySaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chair