Excessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeShadilayingRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethCalibrating problem solving