Destabilizing office chairDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computerShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubts