Excessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of production