Finding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairShadilayingAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in laziness