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Generating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlines