Focusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chairShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staring