Changing coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cube