Censoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakes