Normalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramas