Downloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsShadilayingCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous message