Saving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramas