Forgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talk