Decrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfections