Depixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMCloning imperfections