Excessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progress