Procrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staring