Fabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realitySaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsShadilaying