Excessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teeth