Cloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW files