Reanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfections