Calibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectors