Generating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cube