Contemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose discipline