Compressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersShadilayingWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talk