Removing crippling doubtsSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluations