Buffering cursing computerSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubePixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurdities